Friday, October 30, 2009

I'm Back and Being Silly


Hi! I've been without my computer for 5 days! I did not realize how much I used it until it was on the blink! I've really missed my blog and checking everyone else's blog. Not to mention my car was in the shop for five days too - I'm ready for good things to happen from now on. Anyway, here is a silly little funny for you to enjoy:



Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married...



One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other was the groom broom.



The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.



After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I'm going to have a little whisk broom!"



"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this?



Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!



"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"



Oh, for goodness sakes...Laugh, or at least groan.



Life's too short not to enjoy....Even these silly....little cute..........And clean jokes!!!!!!



Sounds to me like she's ............been........sweeping around!!!!!!



Happy Weekend.....



Cynthia K.



23 comments:

  1. Well Cynthia, you got a smile out of me. Good clean Halloween fun. Thank you.

    Tracy

    P.S. I have a new giveaway. Stop by and enter - you never know.

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  2. You cracked me up! Thanks for getting my day off to a sweeping start. Have a special day now that have a computer and a car. What more could a girl ask for.

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  3. Happy Halloween - glad you got your car and your computer back!

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  4. Well that is just too cute! Gave me a good chuckle!

    Isn't that the way it goes though? One thing right after another? Ours was several things with our car. It better last another 100,000 miles with all the money we put in it lately! lol
    Blessings~

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  5. Classic! He He Thanks for stoppin on by to enter my giveaway. I hope you win. I also loved the story of the couple that got married even though she had terminal cancer. Such a tender story...my heart goes out to their family....my brother also has terminal cancer...and continues to make the most of everyday :)

    Karin

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  6. Very cute...sounds like the kind of jokes my dad used to tell us :o)
    Thanks for stopping by my blog and for your sweet comments!
    peace.

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  7. That is the worst joke I've heard in months, and I LOVE IT!!! tee hee! Oh, so corny, right up my alley!!!

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  8. Hey There GRITexas, So glad to meet you. Thanks for stopping by and following CollectInTexas Gal. I definately laughed and read your joke to my 44 years married groom broom. BTW we have SweptTogether and the proof is my Halloween Post!

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  9. Thanks so much for swinging by and leaving such a sweet comment on my blog!

    Hope your weekend was lovely,
    Blessings,
    LMM

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  10. Oh my goodness! How cute is that? I loved it!!!
    Thanks for your sweet comments! Love them too!
    Have a great evening! Karen

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  11. *giggles* That was cute! We woke up one morning about 2 months ago to discover that we had puppies. We had no idea! We had bought the male to breed with our female but he is a bit smaller than her and it didn't seem like he was ever able to "make a connection". Obviously, he did! Blessings... Polly (p.s. added a different "follow" button. Thank you!!)

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  12. Hi Cynthia,
    It's so nice to meet you! Thank you very much for entering and for following along on my blog as well. You are so kind and I really appreciate it.

    Your blog is wonderful and I will be back often.
    Cute post!

    Many Blessings and Happy Fall!
    ~Warmly, ~Melissa :)

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  13. Hi Cynthia, thanks for coming over for a visit. Funny post!!

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  14. Glad you're back Cynthia, being without the computer is like being without the phone or TV. Cute little joke, great play on words! Have a great week! Thanks for coming by, it's always nice to hear from you.
    Debra

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  15. Hehehehe a great way to start the day thanks for the smiles
    hugs June xxx

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  16. Hey Cynthia. I just wanted to say thanks for stopping in tonight and leaving such kind encouraging words. I'm going to try and make sure I keep it fun, so you probably want see anything life changing but I always think watching creativity encourages creativity so who knows what someone else will come up with.

    Hugs...Tracy :)

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  17. Hi Cynthia,
    Thanks soo much for coming by for a visit !! Soo happy you understand over the top Meee .. This was the sweetest post, it made me giggle, and that's a good way to start off the day !! LoVe and sweet BleSSings gor an awesome DaY !!
    hugs ~tea~xo

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  18. Oh how cute Cynthia, it made me giggle too! Thanks so very much for stopping by my blog and leaving such a lovely comment! I will be happy to post the pink roses and lily of the valley postcard for a free image! I'll do that for you real soon. :)
    Have a lovely evening~
    Hugs, Carol Anne :)

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  19. Halloo Cynthia -- I can't find yer email...the reason your divider doesn't show up after EACH post is that it has been placed to show up after ALL POSTS on a page, and you have it set to several posts per page. It gets stuck down there at the footer...

    Try copying and pasting these addys and take a look at how to fix this -- but you are using the "Rounders" template and it's a pretty tricky one...might have to mess with the code...

    http://www.blogbulk.com/2008/10/divider-line-between-posts.html

    and

    http://blogknowhow.blogspot.com/2009/10/add-post-divider-between-blogger-posts.html

    Good luck dearie.

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  20. Hi Cindy,
    I'm still chuckling at the brooms couple. He!

    Thanks for your sweet visit. Aren't initials fun!

    Have a wonderful weekend. ~Melissa :)

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  21. You are my kind of gal! How funny is this.
    I love your site
    Thanks for joining mine and good luck with the candy entry
    Come back to see me
    Maggie

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  22. Ok now I have to Thank you for this post lol Things have been tough around our home lately, you have read my blog you know :) but I have to say Thank you, thank you :) because we were at a small mom and pop diner eating breakfast for dinner (love this idea)with my girls ahd everyone suddenly got quiet as we talked about thanksgiving plans...we were all thinking of our missing loved ones...when I ordered hot chocolate for us and out of the blue said...hey did you hear the one about the 2 brooms that were getting married? and everyone was laughing before I even got to the punchline, so thank you, we so needed that :) Besos, Rose

    my lil niece and nephew have been going around sharing it with everyone they can :)

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  23. That was cute! I love silly little jokes like that

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